A Play for P in One Act, 2017.
One morning I woke up with a message on my voicemail from a number I didn’t know. The message had two voices, a man and a woman, neither of which I recognized. They were conversing as they walked out into the woods together, and at the very end of the message they shared their first kiss.
I called the number back, just to make sure I didn’t know the subjects… The woman answered. No, we’d not met, as far as either of us could remember. She lived in Alaska and my Florida number was saved on her phone as “P.” I told her I might use the message in an art piece and she told me she was often a muse.
I’ve been obsessed with this message for years, listening to it frequently, it makes me happy. It reads as an almost perfect one act play. The banality of their conversation before that kiss. The contrived situation. I have tried to make it into something several times. I’ve even had people act out the characters.
But none of these attempts felt quite right. Then one evening ten years later I was walking through the woods near my home with my camera around my neck. Somehow the record button got pressed, and just over three minutes of video was the result. A perfect fit for that mysterious voicemail.
Here's a transcript of that voicemail, in case you have trouble hearing it:
Her: These playing fields are sort of boring.
Him: That was my best friend Tom, he's manic, he's totally depressed and happy and depressed and happy.
Her: Yeah, Totally, Totally, most of my friends are too.
Him: He's my best friend. He and I know each other better than anybody. There's no one who I can just call, and say, "We're going into the woods and we've got some adderol, and beer." But he's happy then depressed, then acting like nothing happened. Talking about how he thinks that base line turned out. Like, who says that? Nobody says that.
Her: Yeah, Totally. Ohh... I miss my bestest friend, I miss Preeya. Partners in crime of that sort are the fewest and far between, and I know only a couple will ever, like, come through my life.
Him: Yeah, that's why I miss Tom, Marriages of mind like that. Simon was for a long time, but now I...
Her: Ohh my god, Simon, he made a fool of him self, at that show, at Bobby's house,
Him: Yeah, he's not the same person. I don't really hang out with him anymore.
Her: That kid has DEFINITELY got a problem. Him: Yeah, it's just like, he's lost it, with drinking, and now, when he's sober, he doesn't know how to be.
Her: Ohh, that's soo sad.
Him: It is sad. It's really sad, I try to make him realize, by saying "I'm not hanging out with you unless you don't drink," because he loves me, I know that. And I figure he might get scared, and stop. But he just finds other people who he can drink with. I'm not going to go out of my way to put him in a HALF house or something, it's not my responsibility.
Her: No, No, No, you can't, you can't No, you can't heal him, he needs to come on it in his own way. You can't do it for him, NO ONE can do it for him. I've had to fuck up many times, all on my own. It's the only way.
[long pause]
Her: It's a very important thing to learn that though.
Him: Do you see that star?
Her: It's sort of twinkling, but I'm not sure, it could be twinkling for other things, besides...
[short pause]
Her: Actually, I think it's the trees.
Him: You think it's the trees?
Her: Yeah, I was just moving around, I realized. So it was twinkling a lot.
Him: Wouldn't it be cool if, like, Venus and Mars were in opposite balance?
[Sounds of kissing]
[End]